Fiona looks back and gives Harold a confused look before Charming nudges her closer. SHREK: What choice do I have? Shrek opens the gates and they head inside. Godmother flies up into the air, clutching onto the wand. HAROLD: Yes, he is a bitdifferent, but people change for the ones they love. SHREK: Well, its not like I wouldnt change if I could. You love Fiona. The two almost cross each other's pass. They pass by a waterfall and over a bridge. Jerome, who is now a dove, flies over carrying a clipboard. DONKEY: Uh why dont you guys go ahead? Shrek, Fionawill you accept an old frogs apologies and my blessing? GODMOTHER: A pinch of passion. DONKEY: Boom! She screams and Shrek hears her from outside. HAROLD: (screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11. GINGY: Whizzes on you guys! Now, we have to go. I mean, after all, it is in his nature to bewell, a bit of a brute. Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Godmother. GODMOTHER: No no no no, thats all right. W--w--we dont even have dental. Fireworks go off in the evening sky. Head em up! The whole tavern gasps and Hook stop playing. LILLIAN: Ugh, you act as if love is totally predictable. DONKEY: Oh, God! Shrek the Third (also known as Shrek 3) is a 2007 American computer-animated comedy film loosely based on the 1990 children's picture book Shrek! How original. Working hard or hardly working, eh, Mac? - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. You could at least give them a chance. Somehow I dont think Ill be welcome at the country club. HAROLD: Oh, no! This time his arms snap off, still holding open the drawbridge, as the rest of Mongo starts falling back into the moat. Thats not my husband. Why are you grabbing me?! A bubble is conjured, and Fairy Godmother appears in it. Shrek drinks the rest of the potion. LILLIAN: Try to at least pretend youre interested in your daughters wedding ball. FURNITURE: The kind of girl a prince would date! DONKEY: Yeah, sure. SHREK: Because were gonna need flour. CHARMING: Fiona, my dearest, if theres one thing I know, its that love is full of surprises. Shrek 2 (Trailer) Prince Charming: Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince. DONKEY: Lighten up? Lots and lots of flour. Is it on? PUSS:I feel a premonition / That girls gonna make me fall, PUSS: Shes into new sensations / New kicks in the candlelight, DONKEY & PUSS: Shes got a new addiction / For every day and night / Shell make you take your clothes off / And go dancing in the rain / Shell make you live her crazy life / But shell take away your pain / Like a bullet to your brain / Upside inside out / Living la vida loca. Fiona tries to sip her drink courteously, but accidentally lets out a loud belch and covers her mouth. Oh[laughs] No ogres! SHREK: I was, but I cant let them do this to Fiona! HAROLD: Good! FIONA: Oh, come on! Unlike its predecessor, the score for Shrek 2 was only composed by Harry Gregson-Williams. DONKEY: Well I dont feel any different. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. PUSS: No problema, boss. It was nothing personal, Seor! HAROLD: Ah! Ow! Donkey, not paying attention to the door, doesn't notice a worker and Jerome staring at them. Harold continues to walk away but Fiona keeps up. The two giggle and Shrek takes her in his arms. An alarm sounds and red lights flash. Do you want me to pack for you? He has a face that looks like it was carved by angels. Now heres our chance. VIAF ID. A guard uses a catapult to launch a fireball right at Mongo's chest. Outside by the entrance, a pair of guards are interrogating the Headless Horseman. He looks up at a tower that rises above the rest of the castle, a light shining from its window. Hes completely lost his mind! They continue to dodge the arrows as they climb over various wooden machinery. Shrek screams in pain. The potion splashes over a cage of two geese and turns them into ballerinas. Shrek puts on the nobleman's powdered wig and his clothes, which are much too small for him. DONKEY: Shrek, dont worry. MIRROR: Well be right back with the Royal Far Far Away Ball after these messages. He is surprised by a knock at the door, and sets the diary down. Godmother hovers over to wall of bookshelves filled with books. Im your Fairy Godmother. Off in the distance they see the large kingdom of Far Far Away. Shrek grabs the bottle. Weve got company! She pulls out a book titled "Cinderella". Of course, not! SHREK: Its a cat, Donkey. Suddenly a group of armed guards show up and block the doorway. Have a happy ever after. The coaches are lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffets curds and whey! Will you honor me with a dance? The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. Shrek 2/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek 2, Shrek Shrek 2/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek 2 . SHREK: [ narrator reading the book.] FIONA: Of course! HAROLD: III cant. FIONA: OhuhFairy Godmother, furnitureId like you to meet my husband, Shrek. No! One is a figure of a knight, who is about to slay a fallen ogre. I guess uh me and Pinocchio was gonna catch a tournament, anyway, so uh. maybe Ill see yall Sunday for a barbecue or somethin'. HAROLD: Darling? Charming and Fiona continue to dance, though she is still uncomfortable. The carriage hits a bump and Donkey screams behind them. "A tear drop away." And it was destiny that his kiss CHARMING: would break the dreaded curse. That's good point Larry. Shrek takes another look out the window and sees Fiona, Charming, Lillian, and Harold head inside from the balcony. SHREK: To do what? Harold violently stabs into the lobster with a knife. Shrek looks down at Donkey and pats his head. Queen : [taking him in her hand] You're more that man today than you ever were - warts and all. Harold sets the tray down on the window sill. Harold tries to get the attention of the bartender. Fiona runs outside and down the stairs, not recognizing Donkey in his new form. Puss throws off his cape, sticks his sword into the ground, and leaps towards Shrek. Potions are put onto conveyor belts. Harold stands unsure, still clutching the axe, staring out at the moon. Pirates and witches sit at the tables. SHREK: (furious) Ohh, Ill kill that cat! Aw, lets keep him! DONKEY: We cant be lost! Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing. DONKEY: All by myself / Dont wanna be / All by myself anymore. DONKEY: Oh, no. LILLIAN: I havent. The pig lands on the table with a thud. They stop laughing after neither Harold nor Lillian join in. Various makeup appliances begin to pester Fiona. Thats mine. Her glasses and wand drop to the ground. Its all right. Okay, we're just gonna have a look around. What do you think, Harold? For five minutes. Fiona pushes open the front doors of the palace and looks out at the rain. Sharpen their pitchforks? And oh, we used to walk down by the lily pond and they were in bloom. Love, the King and Queen of Far Far Away. Where are you going? The fireball hit him square in the gumdrop. German Wikipedia. I just wish I could be the man you deserve. DONKEY: Hey, you were the one who said you didn't want to stop and get directions. Id like to dedicate this song toPrincess Fiona and Prince Shrek. The guards pour hot, bubbling liquid into a set of machinery. Fiona: Donkey! A band and choir join in and the music kicks into gear. He quickly shuts it and looks over to make sure Fiona is still sleeping. They are interrupted by a worker who comes through the door. Posed similarly, Puss runs over to Shrek and Donkey's unconscious bodies. PRICILLA: And this comes with the Medieval Meal. Mongo's arms start to crack as the guards try to pull the drawbridge back up. Shrek, this is a bad idea. Lillian walks off, and Harold follows after lingering for a few moments. DONKEY: That Shrek is a rascally devil. FIONA: Youre unbelievable! Rawhide! How about "Happily Ever After"? by William Steig. Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. I already have a true love. Yeah! HAROLD: Lets not be rash, darling. Wasnt she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell? PINOCCHIO: I'mI am wearing ladies underwear. (turns to the clerk) Er okay. Im blind! GODMOTHER: So Fiona and Charming will be together. This is the transcript for Shrek 2 . DONKEY: I know, I know! The room is completely dark, except for the moonlight shining through a window. Mongo starts to giggle and follow Donkey. Lets crash this party! Donkey sprints off, leaving Puss muttering angrily in Spanish. He is now a white stallion. Milk em hard! The crowd gasps. HAROLD: So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be--. Donkey looks back and Jerome and the worker run off. He forces his way in and to see Fairy Godmother floating next to Fiona, who has the puppy in her arms. CHARMING: (calmly) Oh, about five minutes ago, actually (angrily) after I endured blistering winds! SHREK: Maybe it doesnt work on donkeys. Fiona steps toward the voice and sees Prince Charming standing by a balcony. Fiona is fast asleep while Shrek is awake, tossing and turning. SHREK: Hello? Shrek looks out from the barn, solemnly starting at Far Far Away way off in the distance. NIGHT. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 Edit Transcript Prince Charming: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. FIONA: Well do you think it might be nice if somebody asked me what I wanted? SHREK: Well, um Its easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from. I dont think they can hear us, pigeon. INT. Piata!" SHREK: Yeah?..Oh! You have engaged my valuable servicesyour Majesty. Two women take note of their carriage and start following it. I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona. Shrek takes his clothes, leaving both the nobleman and his son stranded in their undergarments. Charming and Fiona walk down the hallway away from Harold and Lillian. Fiona runs over to Harold's now empty armor and clothes. She loves that pretty boy, Prince Charming. That is, assuming you dont eat your own young! Footage plays of Shrek, Donkey, and Puss being chased by several patrols of knights. Charming once again leans Fiona down in his arms and tries to kiss her. GODMOTHER: Charming. DONKEY: Shrek! He didnt get there in time. (dances around) La, di, da, di, da, di da! SHREK: I know! The three enter through the front door of the cottage and into a reception area. Shrek and Fiona step outside of the house. Move em down! Right! SHREK: TGIF, eh, buddy? She sits up with concerned look on her face. I need to do Charmings hair before the ball. Nice day for a parade, huh? Gingy, Pinocchio, the Three Little Pigs, the Big Bad Wolf, and the Three Blind Mice run inside. Im either away from my desk or with a client. SHREK: Thanks, but weve got all the happiness we need. DONKEY: Hey, whats going on? In the city, palm trees not too far off fall down one after the other. I look any different? FIONA: Um, actually--Donkey? DONKEY: Oh, OK. All right, cool. A figure jumps down onto the path in front of them. I can whinny! SHREK: Well, one of these has got to help. When did this happen? More time passes and they are riding through thick snow. HAROLD: Id hoped youd never see me like this. You should ask your father. PUSS: (frightened) Oh, no! How bout a bowl for the steed? A couple is out on a table drinking tea when their cups begin to shake. Fairy Godmother's pink carriage descends. The mice start moving their canes around, unaware that the plate of chicken wings is right next to them. I implore you! SHREK: "Happily Ever After Potion. The door shuts and the mouse runs into it. Aladdin (2019)/Transcript. They can hear the Godmother behind it as well as the source of the flashes. And you should probably get to know the new kid in your class too, Charlie. Nothing, dear! Fiona drags the mermaid by the tail, and throws her into the sea into a group of sharks. CHARMING: Oh, put it away, Junior! Mongo rises back up, the foam having formed around his head like a wig. She is not in. And my father lives off the garbage! / And oh, what the hey! Shrek 2 is a transcript. SHREK: Oh, great. until the time comes to Meet the In-Laws.The new couple is summoned by Fiona's parents, rulers of the kingdom of Far Far Away, who wish to celebrate their daughter's marriage. Contents 1 US releases 1.1 VHS 1.2 DVD 1.3 Blu-ray 1.4 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray 2 International releases Off in the distance they see a small cottage. Donkey opens the door, and Shrek and Fiona look up, puzzled. I dont think you realize that our daughter has married a monster! The playback stops. Or how about a game of Parcheesi? The three look out the window to see Shrek, Donkey, and Puss standing at the window. Elsewhere in the palace, Fiona stops at the top of some stairs. DONKEY: Man, what are you talking about? A wave crashes over Shrek and Fiona as they makeout in the sand and the Little Mermaid takes Fiona's place. The fireball hits him in the chest and he steps back, nearly stomping on Donkey and the rest of the group. Fiona looks hesitantly at Charming and then back at Godmother. GODMOTHER: Mummy can handle this.. (continuing her son's rant) He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! Now! Just the old crusade wound playing up a bit! DONKEY: Hey, ladies! PUSS: But its impossible! SHREK: I know! EVER. Donkey smiles and stares at Shrek, not taking the hint. PUSS: Take off the powdered wig and step away from your drawers! The crowd claps. This is the script for The Irelanders meets Shrek 2 . SHREK: And who says I want to be part of this family? Shrek picks up a toy princess that resembles Fiona and it speaks. Shrek 2/Transcript | The JH Movie Collection's Official Wiki | Fandom in: Transcripts Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 View source Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Ow! Godmother smiles. GND ID. Fiona looks back Lillian and Harold, then back to Shrek. All right! Get us out of here! He sees the mouse's tail sticking out from Puss' mouth. SHREK Donkey, what are you doing here? Harold is sat between the man and another similar looking man to his other side. Godmother gestures to the window and steps aside. DONKEY: Hey wait a minute, dont you want to tell me all about your trip? DONKEY: Hey, baby! Shrek reluctantly leaves the house. Aladdin and the King of Thieves/Transcript. She can help us pack. Fiona looks uncomfortably at the crowd who are all chanting "Dance! Move 'em on! Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are walking through a clearing. Shrek pushes Fiona out of the way and to the ground. DONKEY: Oh, yeah, that. The wand bounces on the ground and activates. Puss and Donkey, yall. But just as they are about to kiss, Shrek and Donkey come bursting through the doors to the courtyard. A stream of light cuts through the darkness illuminating a beautiful but worn book. The Muffin Man opens the door and happily greets Gingy, who is standing on Shrek's shoulder. A cute, button nose? Right, Harold? SHREK: I mean, dont you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this? Shrek 2 Script [man's voice] Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. What kind of title is that? Who is this? 0000-0001-5F36-0000-P-0000-0000-. Bandits! Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey get in the carriage and set out for Far Far Away. The man shoves him inside the carriage and enters after him. GODMOTHER: Fiona, Fiona! She continues to pull out books and toss them. Hey, what about my Miranda Rights? A group of elves run in with rapid-fire crossbows and shoot at them. The crowd gasps. Find Princess Fiona! Hansel and Gretel skip down the carpet hand in hand, tossing bread crumbs along their path. FIONA: well If you want to be a part of this family, yes! Ladies! DONKEY: Hey! Follow the pretty pony! We missed you at dinner. GODMOTHER: (in disbelief) Your husband? Shrek, still carrying Donkey and Puss, dodges the arrows and jumps onto a conveyer belt. Charming, who is now standing up from his seat, is sat down by Godmother and shushed. CHARMING: Mom, its me, Shrek. Connected to it is a giant factory with colored gases rising out from its chimneys. The page smacks him on the head with his scroll. 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